The news in brief 1st February 2015

The news in brief celebrity special:

Spectator gets a bit overexcited whilst watching sport

Women fail to conform to media’s narrow definition of beauty

News outlet indulges in a spot of cyberbullying

Consenting adults have conceived a child

Man updates social media

Woman dresses appropriately for the weather

Photographer captures private moment

Stop the press: woman wears gym-clothes whilst exercising

Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Model has the audacity to go outside without make-up

Newspaper doesn’t like woman’s clothes

Is she showing off her body? or have the paparazzi taken a picture of a woman on holiday and sold it to an newspaper who put it on the fucking Internet? Bellends.  

Pregnant woman looks pregnant

Pregnant woman doesn’t look pregnant

Woman wears hat

Newspaper judges woman’s weight in the headline – but you have to open the article to find out why she’s in the news at all…

Woman drinks coffee – with a man!

Woman wear dress

Newspaper doesn’t like singer’s jacket

Man wears coat

Paparazzi intrudes on family time

Nudes in brief: Miley Cyrus

And finally: newspaper doesn’t like woman’s jeans either….

Reading the news so you don’t have to…