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Thursday 9 October 2014

The news in brief 9th October 2014



The news in brief:

It’s official: Red Bull does NOT give you wings

… and the Desk Sergeant asked ‘why the long face?’

Celebrity furious the terms and conditions apply to him too

Attention-seeking hyper-bitch continues her mission to offend everyone on Earth

Ebola situation remains pretty fucking hairy

Newspaper indulges in a bit of cyberbullying

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Bureaucracy 2: human decency: 0 

Pro tip: sending the victims to prisons is NOT cool 

Awesome teen kicks all kind of arse

Study states the obvious: comfort eating is bad for you

Tragic story has a bittersweet ending

Flagrant fear-mongering

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Surprise racoon 

Weather a bit interesting

Cereal box prizes are getting out of fucking hand

Indistinct, blurry, shape probably not a ghost

Building no longer an accidental death-ray

Nudes in brief: Heston Blumenthal and Jeremy Clarkson?!

Medieval morality doesn’t approve of peaceful protest

Driverless trains set to strike in 2023

Civilised nation lawmakers decide to return to Stone Age morality

And finally: Hitler’s Tinder account doing very well  

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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