The news in brief:
British actor continues his quest to be in everything
Old woman restores faith in humanity
Intimate family moment is somehow our business
Political speculation
Apparently imagining things counts as news now
Medieval morality strikes again
Not quite sure how marrying the rapist and the victim is a ‘compromise?!’
Compromise: verb,
to settle a dispute by mutual concession - to find a happy medium or strike a
balance. Even the dictionary doesn’t agree with this shit.
If we’re generous, baby does look a little bit like Elvis
Woman risks long term health to conform to media’s narrow
definition of beauty
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Economy a bit too good
Perhaps when we pay the lifeboat crews, we can bitch about
when they do and don’t work…
Thousands upon thousands of Africans have died from AIDS,
HIV, famine and malaria too, but the news doesn’t give a shit about them
Ebola!
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Two completely different situations are compared unfavourably
because, I dunno, they both have a lot of sand?!
Environment not as fucked as we thought
Study states the obvious: too much alcohol is bad for you
Retailer tells it like it is
School a bit heavy handed
Nudes in brief: everyone is suspicious clothes today…
And finally: beach eats car
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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