The news in brief
celebrity special:
Woman wears bikini
Wild speculation about couple’s family life
Model’s love life is none of our business
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Cleavage is not news
Shock: woman pops into shop
Man conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Woman has legs
Wild speculation about (possible) celebrity couple
Newsflash: people look tired after long day at work
Woman wears dress
Outrage: celebrity caught spending time with non-celebrity
Wardrobe malfunction
Woman has the audacity to go out in casual clothes
Newspaper not impressed with woman’s hair
Woman updates social media
Actress caught going to the gym
Woman fails to conform to media’s narrow definition of
beauty
Actress caught not wearing make-up
Photographer catches actress wearing casual clothes TO THE
FARMER’S MARKET!
Woman wears hat
Woman dresses for the weather
And finally: we fucking love Maggie Smith…
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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