The news in brief:
Man stands up to bullies
Mad suggestion that everyone is both free and equal
Awesome dude shows us that love doesn’t recognise borders
Horoscope even more bullshit than usual
Someone’s going to get bollocked in the morning
Economy a bit less shit
Wages up and Income Tax down – public still not satisfied
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Tragedy as the ground fails to do ITS ONE JOB!
Woman makes painful decision
General public breaks the Internet
Newsflash: women can be funny too
Big business in trouble for doing its job properly
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Science is fucking awesome
Horrifically immoral science-fiction device now on sale
Warmest day of October so far
Seriously people: READ YOUR FUCKING TERMS AND CONDITIONS
Pro tip: supervise your children
Turns out Aristotle might have been right after (at least
with fruit flies)
Study states the obvious: children talk shit
Nudes in brief: Miley Cyrus. Again?!
And finally: This is a swathe of dummy text that can be used
to indicate how many words fit into a particular space…
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