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Monday 13 October 2014

The news in brief 13th October 2014

The news in brief:

Exclusive: Internet provider’s parental shield blocks Transformers Fanart but allows gif of bottomless woman in swimming pool taking off her top. Something’s fucked up with that…

Wild speculation!

Rabid scaremongering!

Study states the obvious: broccoli is good for you

Redesigned children’s character is an abomination against god and man

Religion’s bodycount continues apace

Mobile phones will kill us all

Bats caught on camera – doing normal bat stuff!

Science is fucking awesome

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

NHS strikes divide opinion

Rich / poor divide surprises no-one

Newsflash: old people are people too…

Finland pretty pissed at Apple

Denmark outlaws sex with animals – wait, what?! Like only just now?!

Classroom assistant forgets how to person

Asshole child has been very, very naughty

Council says send your kids to school even if they’re sick

Controversial chat show is controversial

Economy a bit less shit

Nudes in brief: bottomless woman in swimming pool taking off her top. Duh.

And finally: Attack of the 50 foot crab!

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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