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Sunday 5 October 2014

The news in brief 5th October 2014



The news in brief celebrity special:

Paparazzi intrudes on family day out

Sports star has the audacity to go outside

Man and woman caught parenting

Man acts like a prick in public

Scandal: man has hair cut

Celebrity voted off of reality TV show

Woman caught going outside

Woman wears dress

Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Newspaper approves of woman’s coat

Outrage: actress caught in possession of a vagina

Woman has legs

Mother and daughter’s clothes are nothing alike

Woman wears hat

Singer does bear a passing resemblance to Michael Jackson… kinda

Woman is (allegedly) as thick as mince

Stop the press: woman has luggage AT THE AIRPORT!

Dress only faintly translucent – and why is this news anyway?!

Shock: woman wears comfortable clothes

Woman has new boyfriend… why exactly do we need a picture of her wet and in a bikini for this?!

Nudes in brief: Chloe-Jasmine Whichello    

Woman’s sex life is none of our business

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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