The news in brief 16th October 2014

The news in brief celebrity special:

Woman’s sex life is none of our business

Wild speculation about couple’s private life

Photographer catches woman walking outside

Woman uses airport

Woman fails to conform to media’ narrow definition of beauty

Woman wears dress

Performer employed to perform performance  

Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Boobs!

Couple’s wedding plans are somehow our business

Woman uses gym equipment

Woman wears clothes

Woman updates social media

Singer’s hair not really all that much like other singer’s hair  

Nudes in brief: Chelsea Handler

Consenting adults go on a date

Paparazzi intrudes on couple’s day out

Woman caught wearing sunglasses  

Hello? Is it paternity you’re looking for?

Outrage: woman wears beachwear - at the beach!  

Woman wears glasses

And finally: parents outraged at the Honey Monster

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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