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Friday 8 November 2013

The news in brief 8th November 2013

The news in brief:

Tabloid buries facts at the bottom of page 2

Innocent holiday snap declared immoral

Teacher sacked for no discernible reason

Police bored of sorting out Facebook squabbles

UK sobs as new Christmas ad yanks at the heartstrings

Media doesn't know its army guys from its navy guys

Doctor Who's still on

Hilarious use of Scrabble pieces

Newspapers roll out last year's Christmas stories

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Diana Watch, day 60: Telegraph finds a way to shoe-horn her into a headline

JFK Watch: 'Still dead'

People are pricks on the Internet

Horrible shits: 2

Ancient Romans invented Facebook

Newspaper indulges in a bit of cyberbullying
(two inches below an article criticising cyberbullies)

Breaking: shop bludgeons our kids with gender stereotypes

Nudes in brief: Kate Moss, Rihanna (again)

THE SPIDER INVASION CONTINUES!

Man takes nap

Reading the news so you don't have to...

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