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Monday 11 November 2013

The news in brief 11th November 2013

The news in brief:

UK stops to remember the fallen

Village for sale!

Definition of 'celebrity' stretched almost to breaking point

Semi-competent news blog reaches 2000 hits

Christmas adverts brings out hoards of mean-spirited Internet losers

Indian Mars probe goes a bit wrong

Diana Watch, day 63: her dress designer's going in the jungle. She's still dead.

Hundreds of thoroughly decent people attend stranger's funeral

Closing Walk-in Centres is a Bad Idea

Attention seeking harlot goes too far

Evicted 'criminal family from hell' are going to go where and do what now?

Hospitals not psychic

Despicable scumbags: 2

Elephant beats the shit out of hippo

Shock: Steaming vegetables is good for you

Nudes in brief: Selena Gomez,

Santa themed fatalities: 1

Man wins Darwin award

Insaniac nails nadsack to the floor

Singer borrows dress from Thunderbirds

Tidalwave of Romanians will end our way of life (apparently)

Man's wallet is too small for all his fifties (and his diamond shoes are too tight)

Reading the news so you don't have to...

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