The news in brief celebrity special:
Breaking news: woman fidgets
Woman wears dress
Scandal: close colleagues express affection
Pot calls kettle black
Woman doesn't wear engagement ring
Friends have a favourite restaurant
Newspaper speculates about people's private lives
Paparazzi looks for news where none exists
Eccentric singer wears crazy clothes
Woman doesn't wear make-up (except when she does)
Actress wears clothes
Model goes out without boyfriend
Mum is a bit clingy
Two celebrities look vaguely like each other
Newspaper promotes narrow definition of beauty
Instagram posts are new now?
Reality TV show a bit staged
Nudes in brief: Helen Flanagan, Myleene Klass, Jessica Jane Clement, Ashley Roberts, Abbey Clancy
Newspaper stretches the definition of the word identical
Women wear similar dresses
Skimming through this shit so you don't have to...
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