The news in brief Celebrity Special:
Man with disposable income spends money
Business is a bit shit
Man fails to chill out max or relax all cool
Woman wears bikini
Shock: woman has cleavage
Mum tells it like it is
Controversial video is controversial
Performer performs (at performance)
Woman dresses for the weather
Celebrity's ex lives in same (enormous) city
Paparazzi intrudes on family moment
Couple enjoys museum
Why is this news: Couple argues about children's education
No shit: pregnant woman has baby bump
Famous cheater cheats
Newspaper confuses 'librarian' with 'wears glasses'
Woman dyes hair
Man SMOKES CIGAR!
Apparently nipples are news now
Reading the *ahem* 'news' so you don't have to....
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