The news in brief:
Exclusive: Semi-competent news blog takes night off as writer and editor have date night
Shocker: Man and woman who probably shouldn't be eating hamburgers eat hamburgers
Outrage: Newborn baby cooed over by waiting staff
Exposé: Halloumi cheese is delicious
Breaking news: nice time was had by all
Not reading the news, so you have to...
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