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Thursday 14 November 2013

The news in brief 14th November 2013

The news in brief:

Outrage: business has the heating on whilst employees are still AT WORK

Killer robots are a Bad Thing

Old man draws pension

Hurricane survivors don't need your unwanted shit

Old party frocks and cast-off heels 'useless'

113-year-old dies

Media can't make up its mind about the EU

Obama admits fuck up

'Slut' likes sex

Nudes in brief: Cheryl Cole, Nicola McClean, Gemma Atkinson, Myleene Klass, Kelly Brook, Georgina Griffith, Courtney Stodden, Heidi Klum, Helen Flanagan - Blimey!

Man likes job

Newspaper sensationalises trivial event

Supermarket lambasted for rational action

Crook has awesome name

Diana Watch, Day 66: 'still pretty much dead'

Teacher heavy handed over minute detail

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Divided opinions: Drinking game deemed a bit 'rapey'

Apparently it's still 'a bit rapey' even if everyone consents

Quantum Physics proves space is 'wibbly wobbly' and that time is 'timey wimey'

Woman has no foof

It's bird flu time again!!!

Calender raises awareness for stuff we should already know

Woman talks through film (oh my)

Miley Cyrus dressed

First trailer for remake of disturbing movie, based on disturbing book, is disturbing. No shit.

Reading the news so you don't have to...

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