The news in brief:
Internet still freaking out over TV show
News pundit distracted by Google Doodle
30-year-old tastes freedom for the first time
Pair of total bastards arrested
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
JFK still making headlines
People camp out to by celebrity cast-offs
Breaking news: nuts are good for you
Letting anybody run a school might not be a good idea
Business plans to match supply to demand
Perennial strikers fail to connect the dots
Overenthusiastic school doesn't know how sick notes work
Diana Watch: Spies plotted her death
Heavy handed school backtracks over insane policy
Attention seeking hyperbitch suggests feminist is just ugly
Sometimes clowns can be good employers
Nudes in brief: Lucy Mecklenburgh (whoever that is)
Darwin award!
Pupil's hair a bit tall
IMMIGRANT ARMAGEDDON!
Absolute bastard burns down Santa's grotto
Think tank suggests state should do the parenting...
Publication makes regional changes to comply with local laws (even if they are fucking stupid laws)
Shocker: students like a tipple
Columnist smacks down homophobic parents
Footcheese is a thing now
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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