Today’s news in brief:
Work until you drop, bitches
More austerity measures to come
It's okay though, happiness might actually kill you
Belligerent nation surprises no-one
Can you even buy a snowmobile for less than £2000.00?
Definition of ‘book' stretched almost to breaking
First trailer released for reboot no-one wanted
Product placement still isn't news
Many Americans suddenly find Canada appealing
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Technology is fucking awesome: anti-drone parachute net launcher unveiled
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Bastards caught abusing dog
Darwin Award!
Newspaper suddenly thinks it's Buzzfeed
Trump doll is a little bit unsettling
Fucking council makes swearing illegal
Politician uncomfortably Hitleresque
Study states the obvious: increase in casual sex linked to increase in STIs
Nudes in brief: Daisy Lowe
And finally: stag parties are a bit old fashioned
Reading the news so you don’t have to...
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