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Tuesday 29 March 2016

The news in brief 29th March 2016

Today’s news in brief:

Religion's bodycount continues to…. sigh :(

Fish is really fucking big

UN pisses off 1982

Schools find news way to annoy parents

Flag designer may need to have a rethink

Magazine acts like a twat on the Internet

Shop reinforces gender stereotypes

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Coffee shop's social media team win at Internetting

Dog accurately describes how we all feel

Hijacking is a little bit funny. But only a little bit.

Voodoo nutjobs still inexplicably pushing agenda

Apple's in a spot of bother

Pro tip: if someone else's genitals are causing you concern, one of you is bathrooming wrong

Mad suggestion that people should be treated like people regardless of height

Asshole surprises no-one

Hardcore granny really wanted to be on that boat

Austerity: 1, human kindness: 0

Nudes in brief: Ashley Graham

And finally: Man desperate to avoid that pesky baggage charge…

Reading the news so you don’t have to…  

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