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Sunday 27 September 2015

The news in brief 27th September 2015

The news in brief celebrity special:

Nitpicking killjoy misses the point

Woman wears glasses

Stop the press: family has a disagreement whilst shopping

Woman wears leotard

Model conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Breaking news: woman wears smart clothes to christening

Woman wears beachwear AT THE BEACH!

Woman updates social media

Shocker: parent caught spending time with child

Paparazzi intrudes on family day out

Woman wears dress

Judge’s ‘surprise’ return surprises no-one

Woman has legs

Pro tip assholes: she’s not ‘putting on a leggy display,’ she’s just ‘walking somewhere in a skirt.’

We still think it’s pretty fucking weird to buy pictures of other people’s kids and put them on the Internet…

Woman wears gym clothes TO THE GYM

Cleavage is NOT news

Who even cares: woman wears dress more than once!

Stars in their bras: Kate Wright

And finally: pregnant woman wears comfortable shirt.

Reading the news so you don’t have to…








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