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Saturday 26 September 2015

The news in brief 26th September 2015

The news in brief:

Facebook goes down for a little while and the world goes nuts

Timehop goes down for a little while and no-one seems to care

BBC captures irony live on air

Pro tip: shouting obscenities at someone makes you a cunt

Internet full of xenophobic twats

Political mud-fight continues to dominate the news

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Gigantic asteroid fails to hit puny little planet

EULA makes you promise not to fuck the robot

Conspiracy theories!

Senseless killing in the street

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Newspaper has opinions about Bond

Turns out the rugby's on

Study states the obvious: Nando's is chicken

Newspaper wants you to be afraid of everything

Murdered woman 'was just resting'

Body-shaming is NOT news

Man pretty determined to get up mountain

Is your car killing the planet?!

Atmospheric phenomenon probably not God

Super Blood Moon probably not the harbinger of the end times

Cannabis farm is pretty fucking huge

Stars in their bras: Casey Batchelor

And finally: Tiny octopus is adorable

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

We know 700-and-more people have died in a really terrible way over the last few days and that’s really important news, but we are a comedy blog first and foremost and there’s nothing funny about that. As always, our thoughts and wishes are for those left behind….

We’re taking a break for the next two weeks for family birthday stuff and dental surgery.  We’re here tomorrow with the usual Sunday celebrity-filler and then we’ll be back Monday 12th October with news summaries, swearing and that weird snail picture.








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