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Friday 11 September 2015

The news in brief 10th and 11th September 2011



The news in brief:


Lest we forget…..


Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Cobra wage war on Hydra

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Watch owners prepare to buy pens…

Product placement still isn’t news

Pundit not at all biased

Study states the obvious: cat people really like their cats

Politicians feather their own nests (maybe)

Millions of workers celebrate – but only because they didn’t read past the headline

Politician upsets Yorkshire

Cave is pretty fucking awesome

Zombie invasion probably not going to happen

Man’s inhumanity to sharks not as bad as we thought

Giant business not happy with its massive profits

Mad suggestion – people should be paid enough to live on

Economy still pretty shit

Housing crisis!

Attack of the moth-sized moths

UK not quite ready to legalise dignity

Another funny-fucker writes a tongue-in-cheek complaint

Video-piracy irony

Terrible person gets what he deserves

Newspaper doesn’t understand the Bystander Principle

We’re pretty sure shooting someone unarmed and injured is NOT okay..

Nudes in brief: Millie Mackintosh

And finally: turns out tobacco might be owed an apology

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

  


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