The news in brief:
Shameless scaremongering
Have you Corbyn-proofed your house yet?
Internet doesn’t take any shit
Racists don’t understand percentages
Invasion of the killer spiders
Fun run claims another victim
Woman redefines conceited
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Study states the obvious: vegetables are good for you
Apparently hugging is sexist now
Robots are totally going to steal your boring-ass job
Winter is coming!
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Science is fucking awesome: droid arm lets amputees feel
Product placement is still not news
The dead are rising from the grave in Ireland (no
really)
Minor customer service failure blown out of all proportion
Turns out money can buy happiness (who knew?!)
Politician unveils his plan to ruin everything
Newspaper not at all biased
Religious leaders have opinions
Nudes in brief: Gigi Hadid
And finally: happy birthday Fish Fingers!
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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