The news in brief:
Highstreet shop wants men to dress like Boba Fett
People will believe anything they read on Facebook
Newspaper very keen for you to buy a new iPhone
Newspaper not at all biased: smear campaign in full swing
People are outraged before the thing’s even a thing
Photograph oversimplifies complicated issue
Whore-bots probably not a good idea
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Taking a meat-cleaver to school ‘generally a bad idea’
BBC learns to check itself before it wrecks itself
Recession has turned the average worker into miserable,
burned-out drone
Man’s inhumanity continues to mount
Social media unveils new way to spread negativity
Presentation mishap
Woman forgets to read job description
£6.00 to call directory enquiries?! Have people not heard of
Google?
Scaremongering horseshit
Spiders will kill us all!
Winter looks set to be coldest so far this year
Study states the obvious: more food fits on bigger plates
Nudes in brief: Lady Gaga
And finally: It’s been 75 years since the Battle of Britain.
Show some fucking respect.
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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