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Thursday 17 September 2015

The news in brief 17th September 2015



As retired policemen the world over eye their mantelpieces with suspicion, it’s time for:

The news in brief:

Natural disasters are not funny

In all fairness, it was a briefcase full of wires

Dude scores a free trip to the Whitehouse

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Skynet has a fucking foul mouth

It official: world getting more terror-y

BBC might be a little bit prejudice

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Politician a bit of a sexist prick

People upset at politician NOT being a hypocrite?!

Foxes will kill us all!

An iPhone and a wank?! Sold!

Controversial cartoon surprises no-one

Study states the obvious: girls can do science

Pro tip: positive discrimination is still discrimination

Internet isn’t have any of your bullshit

Sorry – winter isn’t coming after all.

Housing crisis hits new low: 2-man tent in a livingroom for £500 a month…

Who on earth thought that a ‘liquid nitrogen cocktail’ was a good idea?!  

Do any kids actually think they’ll sprout wings, wheels, half-shells or karate-chop-action one day?

Surfing seal is cooler than you

Stars in their bras: Ellie Goulding

And finally: grieving mother gorilla got us all right in the feels

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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