The news in brief 7th December 2014

The news in brief celebrity special:

Yummy mummy’s has controversial cleavage

Woman wears dress

Second-hand football boot surprising expensive

News outlet indulges in a bit of cyberbullying

Women fail to conform to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Paparazzi intrudes on family day out

Wild speculation as man TALKS to WOMAN

Woman tries to enjoy basic personal hygiene

Woman updates social media

Cleavage!

Woman conforms to media narrow definition of beauty

Photographer catches parent spending time with kids  

Attention-seek hyper-bitch version 2.0 continues her mission to undermine the sanctity of everything

Tabloids continue to feed the troll

Woman dresses appropriately for the weather

Newspaper doesn’t like woman’s dress

Pregnant woman probably not trying hide her bump at all (‘cos it’s cold you see, and the sweater and scarf might have more to do with that…)

Stop the press: model does a bit of modelling

For some reason, woman’s clothes size and a subjective appraisal of her appearance take precedence over reason why she was in the news in the first place

Apparently, some B-listers are in a jungle

Nudes in brief: Lauren Stoner

And finally: coats do have similar toggles.   

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