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Tuesday 2 December 2014

The news in brief 2nd December 2014



The news in brief:

Mentalist dictatorship launches tourism website

Economist predict the obvious

Parents are pretty fucking awesome

Anonymous Internet fucktards are terrible people

Turns out being a terrorist isn’t much fun

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Product placement masquerading as news (even if it is really fucking cool)

Study states the obvious: snacking makes you fat

Turns out the backs of babies’ heads are really offensive (or maybe it’s the sight of slightly rumpled jumpers that might offend other diners)

And of course, anonymous Internet fucktards are terrible people

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Mice caught on camera outside a restaurant… wait, why is this news?!

Mix up makes man very happy

Kid learns the hard way not to be a cock

Queen may not be queen after all

Anti-capitalist doesn’t like being questioned about his £5000.00 a month flat

Stop the press: snow expected in December!

BBC investigates as fictional character’s rights may have been violated  

For £5.00 a cup, tea leaves had better be something pretty fucking special

Stephen Hawking warns us about Skynet

Nudes in brief: Madonna

And finally: man finally squeezes twenty year old spot

Reading the news so you don’t have to…   

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