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Friday 12 December 2014

The news in brief 12th December 2014



You know how it works… when I’m on holiday, so is The news in brief. We’ll end the week with this week’s celebrity special, and then we’ll be back on the 22nd with a round up of the day’s news.

The news in brief celebrity special:

Side boob is not news

Woman has legs

Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Woman wears dress

Woman doesn’t dress appropriately for the weather

Woman updates social media

Young, sexual active couple expecting a child

Stop the press: man carries some shopping  

Woman’s clothes and figures described at length. Man’s name is apparently description enough.

Paparazzi intrudes on family day out

Racy music video is racy

Woman dresses appropriately for the weather

Woman fails to live up to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Celebrity forgets that her hair, clothes and make up must be meticulous at ALL times

Woman wears hat

Woman’s personal trauma is somehow our business

Photographer catches parent parenting

You know, judging a 7-year-old’s outfit is kinda creepy and weird

Isn’t it normal to be ‘make-up free’ when you’re jogging

Scandal: woman wears same outfit TWICE!

Nudes in brief: Pixie Lott (nearly)

And finally: woman buys Christmas tree…. At Christmas!  

Reading the news so you don’t have to…   

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