The news in brief celebrity special:
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather
Woman updates social media
Woman fails to conform to media's narrow definition of beauty
General public not overly sure where vaginas live
Haters gotta hate
Shocker: celebrities have to do normal shit too
Paparazzi rubs former celebrities woes in her face
Concerns over Dalek's sexuality
Consenting adults share quick kiss (in the street and everything, how very dare they?!)
Apparently celebrity's kids are interesting now
Woman wears dress
Newspaper approves of woman's outfit
Paparazzi catches woman popping out WITHOUT makeup
Photographer intrudes on family day out
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch version 2.0 continues to offend the entire universe
Woman buys things from shop
Stop the press: couple has lunch
Woman doesn't dress appropriately for the weather
Outrage: couple holds hands!
Man wears hat
Pregnant woman probably not 'displaying' her bump
Singer gets off aeroplane
Couple drinks hot beverages outside
Actresses' daughter not 'showing off her lean figure' as much as 'shopping whilst wearing clothes'
Nudes in brief: Behati Prinsloo
And finally: cleavage selfies are apparently news now...
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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