The news in brief:
Newsflash: seeking effective treatment for illness ‘not cruel’
Hottest September of 2014 so far
Study demonstrates how easy it is for Katie Hopkins to gain and lose weight
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Cavemen were tweeting before it was cool
Facebook drowns in pictures of kids in school uniforms
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Celebrity reality television show’s line-up is apparently news now
Pro tip: threatening to rape someone on the Internet is a Very Bad Thing
Pop pixie in bother with the law again
Study states the obvious: too much sun is bad for you
Parent ordered to do some motherfucking parenting
Coffee will kill us all!
Once again The Daily Mail doesn’t understand why you put the graphic content warning BEFORE the graphic content, not after.
The news in brief still fails to understand why sending your kid to school with a two-finger KitKat (as part of a healthy lunch) makes you a monster, but school dinners have cake and custard…
No shit: NHS study reveals that exercise is good for you
Skynet is now watching you drive
Mongoose’s inhumanity to lions continues apace
Post office to trial novel idea of being open when you’re not at work
Nudes in brief: Gabi Grecko (although we’re not sure why we need a topless picture for a story about kidney infections)
The old “Great British Bake Off leads to increase in sales of baking goods” story is dusted off and wheeled out again for the fifth time.
And finally: naan bread looks nothing like dead relative
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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