The news in brief:
Scotland
and England
agree to give it another go
England
promises to help out around the house a bit more
Scotland
promises not to nag about England
still smoking
England
and Scotland
presumably have great make-up sex
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Medieval justice system probably hasn’t seen Footloose
Man’s sexuality is still somehow news
We’re still not convinced that the Mc10:35 actually exists
Apparently democracy is a hard concept to grasp (if you don’t
get your own way)
People act like cunts on the Internet
Seriously people – iOS does not waterproof your phone, nor
does it let you charge it up in the microwave…
It seems that love knows no limits
Miracle girl still functions!
White Christian fundamentalist beheads victim – news doesn’t
focus on *his* colour or religion though…
So let me get this straight… the wholemeal bread, ham and
salad sandwich I take to work isn’t a healthy lunch, but chicken fucking
nuggets are?!
Nudes in brief: Thom Evans
Man’s inhumanity to
man continues apace
Study states the obvious: exercise is good for you
And finally: scientists confuses the plot for I, robot with
research (wait, didn’t we already have this…?!)
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
No comments:
Post a Comment