The news in brief:
Breaking news: plastic is malleable
Some people have more money than sense
#FirstWorldProblem
Product placement still isn’t news
German committee advocates keeping it in the family
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Medieval morality wanted to terminate little girl for the
crime of being different
Luckily, love doesn’t recognise borders…
Britain
officially a happier place
Pro tip: women are in fact people
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
No, seriously, sitting on a thin plastic thing will totally bend
it
Energy saving device is pretty fucking cool
Whole world pretty fucking hairy right now…
Turns out the whole third boob thing was probably just a
hoax
Study states the obvious: fruit and vegetables are GOOD for
you
Attention the Great British Public: breastfeeding is neither
exhibitionism, indecent exposure, attention-seeking or the same thing as having
a shit. If everyone who disagrees with the above could go self destruct right about
now, that’d be just swell
Nudes in brief: Angelique Morgan (oh yeah, we like boobs now
don’t we…)
And finally: Owls are shit hot at hide and seek
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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