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Friday 12 September 2014

The news in brief 12th September 2014



The news in brief:

Verdict upsets everyone

Man’s inhumanity to dogs continues apace

Terrible situation brings out the best in people

You know, poor customer service doesn’t actually deserve a tip

Chancellor doesn’t know how Twitter works

Scottish Independence starting to bore everyone

Celebrity a little bit generous

Schadenfreude is apparently news now

Space is fucking awesome

Medieval justice system continues to treat women like shit

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Airline confuses boxer for bad guy from Star Trek II

Apple uploads U2 album to iphones without user’s permission – complaints expected to last until Sunday, Bloody Sunday

Parents forget how to person

Man caught not working 24 hours a day

Sunshine will kill us all   

Scaremongering: “Ebola could theoretically mutate and become airborne”  

Weather still unseasonably autumnal

The news in brief isn’t quite sure how you can use schools and hospitals as human shields ‘by mistake?!’

Little boy with Iron Man prosthetic is coolest kid on earth!

Except maybe the kid with the Wolverine hand….

Nudes in brief: Miley Cyrus

And finally: dancing bear!

Reading the news so you don’t have to…  

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