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Thursday 8 May 2014

The news in brief 8th May 2014

The news in brief:
 
Fiiiiiiight!

Child likes to play dress up - church group surprises no one

Straight couples continue to destroys the sanctity of marriage

Study suggests you don’t need to shower every day

Ships do fairly unremarkable ship stuff

Scaremongering headlines

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Statistics suggest we're all pretty fucking bigoted

People object to stealth religion in foods

It’s not all bad news - miracle recovery

Man learns it is not okay to be a cunt on the Internet

Outrage: MP claims for legitimate business expense

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Labelling five-year-olds is probably a Bad Idea

300 missing girls NOW still less relevant than 1 missing girl 7 years ago

Judge has last laugh

Customers are not always right (sometimes they are dirty, blackmailing thieves)

Man likes chicken a bit too much

Science is totally fucking wicked

Ignorance apparently an excuse now?!

U.F.O probably not aliens

Firenado!!!!

Blurry footage probably not time travelling space-man

Nudes in brief: Harry Styles

Diana Watch 2014: still ‘dead’

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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