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Monday 19 May 2014

The news in brief 19th May 2014



The news in brief:

Armature cyclist learns what handlebars are for

Before time began, there was The Cube

More wild speculation

Bureaucracy: 0, common sense: 1 

Apparently there are still people out there who believe that whole vaccines cause autism thing

Shock: not every teenager on Earth is a hormone-fuelled sex maniac   

Not every granny on earth likes pink wafer biscuits and bingo either

Boy gets part time job

Leonardo leads and Donatello does machines (that’s a fact, Jack)

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Britain set to have some more weather

Turns out snakes will eat anything

Latest faux pas is flat out racist

Mad suggestion that all people might be equal

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Facebook continues its mission to become Skynet

Study states the obvious: salad is good for you

Bureaucratic jobsworths strike again  

Nudes in brief: Charlize Theron

Science is fucking awesome

Prime Minister entirely irrelevant to the story

Diana Watch 2014: probably still dead

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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