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Friday 23 May 2014

The news in brief 23rd May 2014



The news in brief:
Hooray for democracy!

Man has rare condition

Man demonstrates that not all humans are obnoxious wankers

Quick thinking saves the day

Medieval morality threatens barbaric punishment

Shock: women are human beings too

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Newspaper finds fifty-million year-old gif

Boat found. Sailors still missing :(

Celeb un-says something on Twitter – not sure how many pictures of her half naked are relevant?

Pot calls kettle black

Man learns the difference between ‘reply’ and ‘reply all’

Baby pandas are pretty cute

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Workers told to stop fucking

Nudes in brief: Frankie Sandford      

Pro tip: being ‘media savvy and educated’ is not a bad thing
    
North/South divide strikes again

Newspaper confuses cyberbullying for news

Benefits family’s children named and shamed. (But it’s okay they blurred their faces)

Bureaucracy: 1, Common sense: 0

Suspected cunt surprises no-one

Apparently grown-ups aren’t interested in flavours

Diana Watch 2014: all signs point to dead
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
         

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