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Thursday 1 May 2014

The news in brief 1st May 2014

The news in brief:

The news in brief would like to take this opportunity to say to the mainstream media that just because your wild, unfounded, callous, insensitive speculation turned out to be highly likely (which is not the same as definitely right), it doesn’t mean that it wasn’t wild, unfounded, callous, insensitive speculation.

Apparently assaulting someone is okay if you disagree with their politics

Remember: offensive language is okay in popular music, but not in an outtake never intended for broadcast

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Science is fucking awesome

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

No shit: cutting legal aid is a Very Bad Idea

Pair of nobodies hump on the beach

Bureaucracy: 1 Common sense: 0     

Human being cries at her brother’s funeral

Newspaper thinks it appropriate to plaster picture of grieving woman on website

Intolerant, bigoted mega-bitches charged  

Study states the obvious: cigarettes are bad for you  

Nudes in brief: Orlando Bloom

Sonar blip probably not mythical lake monster

Parental responsible not forthcoming  

Shock: hitting children is wrong  

Diana Watch 2014: highly likely she’s still dead

Reading the news so you don’t have to…



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