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Wednesday 7 May 2014

The news in brief 7th May 2014

The news in brief:

Vicars can be sexy too

Terrifying testicle-eating fish

Scientists have finally seen Jurassic Park

Study states the obvious: sitting down all day is bad for you

Man is pretty vapid

Newspaper clearly found pile of old Dinosaurs magazines

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Research suggests we aren't wild animals anymore

Accidental vasectomy

Hypocritical double standards

Stealth religion hiding in your pizza

Family has babies

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Realistic body deemed not attractive enough

Man’s wallet is too small for all his fifties and his diamond shoes are too tight

Science is fucking awesome

Cartoon supervillain back behind bars

Newspaper confuses product placement for news

Fashion, celebrities, odd houses and product placement seemingly more important than 250 abducted girls and what we’re doing about it…

Odd house is pretty odd

Study states the fucking obvious: being lazy bastards leads to fat kids

One giant jellyfish apparently constitutes an invasion

Nudes in brief: Miley Cyrus

Diana Watch 2014: still pretty dead

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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