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Friday 30 May 2014

The news in brief 30th May 2014:

The news in brief:

Nocturnal photons make women fat

Study states the obvious: bread is bad for you

Frenchman proves not all human beings are horrible people

News website indulges in a bit of cyberbullying

Flag-related mishap

Supermarket suggest people might be overreacting

Man invents new way to kick ball

Celebrities upset the Internet

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace 

Newspaper disapproves of actress’ clothes and body

Cower in fear when cows attack!

Police sackings come a little too late

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount 

3D printers not quite ready yet

Farmer sick of man’s shit (man not sick of farmer’s shit) 

MP write strongly-worded letter to racist bus stop

Book literally too good to put down

Looks like we’re going to have some weather

Fast food probably still bad for you

Immigration paranoia tears family apart

Economy a bit less shit

Man acts like a prick on the Internet

Real life tractor beams are a thing now!

Nudes in brief: Jessica Hart

Wet owls are terrifying

Diana Watch 2014: still pretty dead

Reading the news so you don’t have to…



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