Today’s news in brief:
9 year old girl out-sasses The news in brief
Old git politely informed to go suck it
New bride’s pedo surprise
Bakesale backlash sadly proves bakesale’s point
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Newspaper needs new proofreader
Great news: full fat milk is good for you (this week)
Newspaper wheels out optical illusion from, like, 1448 maybe?!
Internet scraping the bottom of the inbox for news
Crude sketch probably not a werewolf
Religion's body count continues to mount
Product placement masquerading as news
Asshole gets what he deserves
Lawyer not very good at whole lawyering thing…
Economy still pretty fucked
Newspaper keen to share other people's business
Study states the obvious: fruit is good for you
Politician surprises no-one
Nudes in brief: Imogen Thomas
And finally: we know this might not be the right time to ask, but if you have to obscure their faces, what's the point of the courtroom sketch in the first place?
Reading the news so you don't have to…
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