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Wednesday 6 April 2016

The news in brief 6th April 2016

Today’s news in brief:

Internet awash with Father Ted references

‘Money was just resting in that account,’ insists PM

‘That would be an ecumenical matter,’ says Icelandic PM

Racist assholes called out on Twitter

Pro tip assholes: it shouldn't have to be on Twitter before you pay attention

Turns out you can die from a broken heart

Medieval morality strikes again

Newspaper not at all bias about Junior Doctors’ strike

Brutal dictatorship surprises no-one

Austerity continues to fuck people who need supporting most

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Newspaper wheels out its latest extinction horror story

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Indistinct blur probably not the Loch Ness Monster

That is one spicy burger!

Giant fucking crocodile!

You know it probably wasn't the person who painted the lines who gave the man the ticket…

Study states the obvious: exercise is good for you

Stars in their bras: Ariel Winters

And finally: Nazi just wants to be loved

Reading the news so you don't have to…

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