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Monday 11 April 2016

The news in brief 11th April 2016

Today's news in brief:

Mystery sphere totally left by aliens

Couple want to keep it in the family

Man just saying what we're all thinking

Demonstration does not go to plan

Ice cream shortage predicted in time for summer

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Human beings treat dog like shit

Pro tip assholes: teenage boys are the ones responsible for teenage boys’ sexual urges.

Vigilantes make error in judgement

Skynet totally welcome on UK’s roads

Hilarious dictatorship becoming slightly frightening

Tax returns surprise no-one

Perhaps he’s just really good at what he does…

Man totally just wanted a sandwich

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Civil servants forget how to person

Bar set pretty fucking low for latest body-shaming story

Study states the obvious : cars not actually possessed by evil spirits

Diana Watch 2016: still dead (seriously,  that's the whole story)

Nudes in brief: Riley Keough

And finally: man didn't really know what he'd signed up for...

Reading the news so you don't have to…

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