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Sunday 10 April 2016

The news in brief 10th April 2016

This week’s celebrity news in brief:

Newspaper really upset that it can't air other people's dirty laundry

If we were based 70 miles up the road, we could totally talk about the celebrity threesome

If we were based 70 miles up the road we probably still wouldn't give a shit

Woman wears dress

Woman wears earring with dress

Broken family spends time together

Broken family probably doesn't need paparazzi camping outside their house taking pictures of their child…

Pro tip: taking photos of minors and putting them online is pretty fucking weird

Cleavage still isn't news

Wild speculation masquerading as news

Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty

Model helps to narrow media's definition of beauty a little bit more

Woman wears bikini

Woman updates social media

Actress has the audacity to go outside without makeup

Stop the press: woman pops out to get coffee

Man goes outside

Breaking news: women has arse

Nudes in brief: Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace

And finally: reality TV show totally fixed

Reading the news so you don't have to…

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