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Sunday 6 December 2015

The news in brief 5th December 2015

This week's celebrity news in brief:

Game Show results inexplicably news

Wardrobe malfunction

Woman wears dress

Newspaper approves of woman’s clothes

Stop the press: woman not wearing a bra

Woman has legs

Cleavage is not news

Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty

Newspaper doesn’t like woman’s clothes

Pregnant woman looks a bit pregnant

Man wears hat

Celebrity breakup somehow our business

Woman updates social media

Parent caught parenting

Paparazzi intrudes on family day out

Woman dresses appropriately for the weather

Pro tip assholes: James Corden probably isn’t ‘playing' the doting dad…

Stars in the bras: Paris Hilton

And finally: after approximately 40 weeks of gestation,  pregnant woman gives birth

Reading the news so you don't have to…

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