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Wednesday 2 December 2015

The news in brief 2nd December 2015

Today’s news in brief:

War, huh? What is it good for?

Stopping ISIS says PM

Indiscriminately killing with no real end in sight says opposition

It suffices to say that man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Bile-foaming hatemonger still oddly popular

Mindless ignorance caught on camera

Environment still pretty boned

Elves probably not a government conspiracy

Winter wonderland surprises no-one

Study states the obvious: healthy diet and exercise good for you

Pop drinkers cry nanny state

Actual science suggests men and women both from Earth

Pro tip: don't fucking drink and drive!

Right to die taken to new extreme

Man really hates his fucking job

Charity does some damned fine shit

People act like pricks on the Internet

Bum bras inexplicably a thing

Just so we’re clear - not wanting to bomb people does NOT make you a ‘terrorist sympathiser ‘

Nudes in brief: Gigi Hadid

And finally: baby ducklings freak out when they first see water

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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