The news in brief:
Sugar will kill us all
Politician surprises no-one
Good news for nap lovers
Annual occurrence inexplicably still news
Misleading headline
Poster makers had one job!
Medieval mortality ruins another life
Parents forget how to parent
Film probably didn't predict 9/11
tNiB approves of coffee shop's name
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Social media is the new video games
Breaking news: government officials not at work 100% of the day
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Economy not as shit as it was (so long as you're happy to look the other way…)
Study states the obvious: stress is bad for you
Pro tip: emotional availability is good for your relationship
Product placement is NOT news
Nudes in brief: Gwyneth Paltrow
And finally: Nazi doll is probably just a coincidence
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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