The news in brief:
Rich fuckbag kills wild animal
Pilot is way cooler than you
Italy says it's okay to whack it at work!
Economy a little bit less shit
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Scotland to get more Game of Thrones-y
Murdering bastards treat children like shit
Apparently being a terrorist isn't all croquet and cucumber sandwiches. Who knew!?
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Drug policy surprisingly lax
Spiders will kill us all!
Wintery weather forecast for the rest of the year
Cybercrimes on the rise. Skynet unavailable for comment.
CEO not so good at marketing
Man has dubious qualifications
Mad suggestion that we should protect our kids
Nothing says 'compassion' quite like a barbed wire fence
Rich man is pretty fucking rich
World's longest water slide looks totally unreal
Everyone loves kittens. Even gorillas.
Stars in their bras: Lady Michelle Mone
And finally: the Mayor of London plays for keeps
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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