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Friday 16 October 2015

The news in brief 16th October 2015

The news in brief:

Racist tirade caught on camera

World continues its descent into hell

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

It's all okay though - scientists say beer is good for you

After decades of war, carbs are no longer the enemy

Beware adverts for 'flatmates with benefits'

Family's baby pictures are somehow news

News oddly quiet about cancer breakthrough

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Newspaper quietly reinforces gender stereotypes

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Text-neck will kill us all!

Thanks Starbucks, but Italy's got this covered!

First world problems: all day breakfasts not going so well

Man likes parrot a little too much

Study states the obvious: sugar is bad for your teeth

Man's inhumanity to drones continues apace

Scaremongering bullshit

Models has had enough of media's narrow definition of beauty

Two-faced politician twat surprises no-one

Stars in their bras: Jodhi Meares

And finally: house does look a bit like the Millennium Falcon

Reading the news so you don't have to...







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