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Tuesday 6 January 2015

The news in brief 6th January 2015

The news in brief:

Sorry, my husky brethren, but basically there’s a list of types of people and as soon as it becomes a hate crime to pick on one, the media moves on to the next…

Poor people are all litter louts

Correctional facility forgets how to prison

Poor people only eat junk food

Space is really fucking big

Wintery weather due this January

Phone is really fucking expensive

Some people have more money than sense

The Walkman is back but you probably can’t afford one

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

So, social petworking is a thing now…

Hackers are at it again

Criminal bastards sell black market gateaux

Another contender for ‘cunt of the year’ enters the arena

What will you do with your leap-second?

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Hypnotist helps catch bad guy

BBC’s drinks tab is fucking huge

Economy still pretty shit

Pro tip: stop going to A&E for non-emergencies. The clue is in the fucking name!

Study states the obvious: exercise is good for you   

Nudes in brief: Lindsay Lohan

And finally: we’re glad the lady’s feeling better, but she only had a hard time because people are heartless fucks who place far too much emphasis on the media’s narrow definition of beauty…  

Reading the news so you don’t have to…





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