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Saturday 17 January 2015

The news in brief 16th January 2015 (sorry it's a day late)

The news in brief:

Big business marginally less shit

Total eclipse of the wang

Van driver is an unbelievable cunt

Musicals: 1, Homophobia: 0

Remember kids: all men are monsters and all woman are victims...

Defective long term memory or stunning hypocrisy - you decide

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Mad suggestion that we should all just get along

Pope suggests being a dick, just to be a dick, makes you a dick

These may not have been his exact words - the editor

Entirely typical weather forecast

US to decide if gays are people in all 50 states 

Exploding boobies!

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Study states the obvious: dancing is good for you (because dancing is a form of exercise you see...)

Ghetto builds itself

Channel Tunnel refreshingly not terrorism 

Stop the press: junk food is bad for you

Newspaper proudly publishes just one side of the story 

Internet complainer set the bar pretty high for this year's 'Cunt of the Year.'

Whistle-blower surprises no-one 

Medieval morality ruins another life 

Common sense: 0, Health and fucking safety: 1  

Nudes in brief:  Kristin Cavallari

And finally: woman should really fire her travel agent... 

Reading the news so you don't have to... 


 





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