The news in brief:
London landmark terrifying locals
Irony apparantly a hard concept
Soup will save us all
Political correctness gone mad
Pepper Pig's days are numbered
Mad suggestion that we should all stop over-simplifying massively complicated issue
Suspect statistics are suspect
Political party gunning for coverted 'cunt of the year' title
Fictional character runs for public office
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Medieval morality continues to treat women like shit
CCTV captures definitive proof that not everybody sucks
Nothing solves a problem quite like a big-ass fucking wall
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Light dusting of snow grinds UK's infrastructure to a halt
Government super-keen to read your emails
Pro tip: stop going to fucking A&E for non-urgent shit
Space is really fucking dangerous
Study suggests we should all just buy a new car...
Study states the obvious: exercise is good for you
Media demonises benefits claimants
Nudes in brief: Miley Cyrus
And finally: white Christian extremists are also gigantic bellends
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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