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Tuesday 20 January 2015

The news in brief 20th January 2015



The news in brief:

Singer is even blunter than The news in brief

Degenerate thug is new contender for cunt of the year

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

General public are judgemental bastards

Mother is pretty fucking old

Controversial film is controversial

Muffin does look quite a bit like a hamster

Study states the obvious: shoplifting on the rise during extended period of benefit cuts and wage freezes  

Calm down lads: page 3 is still right there between page 2 and page 4 – we checked!

Strong-minded, confident, well-paid women suddenly out of work

Old woman has more money than you

Flat is really fucking expensive

Politician is literally full of shit

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Mega-fan unveils The hobbit in brief

Thief not very good and thieving

School’s priorities are pretty skewed

Exactly how long has a short-back-and-sides been inappropriate hair for school?!  

Google/Skynet unveils its first Terminator

Having a lie-in will kill us all

Doctor forgets how to person

Nudes in brief: Kelly Bensimon

And finally: study recommends telling your boss exactly where they can shove it

Reading the news so you don’t have to…



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